I am a baseball guy. I love the Cubbies!!! I love the fact the even though they are 7 1/2 games out of first place I can scoreboard watch! I am a rare breed for Lexington. I like baseball. In fact, there is the NFL and then the Cubs. I like the numbers. I like who's hot and who's not. I like the ups and downs of 162 games. I was in Chicago to see the Cubs play two weeks ago. I don't know if there is a better place to watch a baseball game than the friendly confines. Oh the sweet air, the beauty that is Wrigley Field. Most fans think the Cubs fans are the worst in baseball. I guess they just go to Wrigley Field to check out chicks and get drunk. Not that there is anything at all wrong with this, but lets take a step back for a second....
Ask yourself these few simple questions...
1. Are you a Cubs fan? If you say yes, keep reading although you no longer have to answer the questions. If you say no, you definitely need to keep reading, cause I am talking to you.
2. This one is important, very important. Since I am no longer talking to the Cubs nation, let me ask you this: Do you think Cubs fans just go to Wrigley Field to get drunk and hit on chicks? Do you think the Cubs fans are the worst fans in baseball? If you say no to either question, stop reading. Again, I am not talking to you. If you were 50/50, or said yes to both, please go to the next question.
3. Have you been to Wrigley Field? If you say no to this question and still feel the Cubs fans are the worse fans in baseball... Please see 4a. If you have been to Wrigley Field and told yourself yes, go ahead and skip down to 4b.
4a. To you, Mister "I have never been to a Cubs game in Chicago." Don't be upset that Cubs fans take over your home ballpark and make it our own. Yeah, we may get out of hand when we are yelling, "Lets go Cubbies!!!" But i have never been to a Cincinnati sporting event in which I did not see a fight. Until I was 20 years old, I thought that was suppose to be a part of the between inning entertainment. Just because we have a super station to pick up our games and a very loyal fan base that follows are team does not make us the "Worst fans in baseball!" Here is my advice, go support the home team and do not let us in the door!
4b. Oh the person(s) I have been waiting to talk to. You have made it. If you are reading this, you are telling me that you are not a Cubs fan. That you think the Cubs fan is the worst in baseball. You are telling me that you have been to Wrigley Field. If I am wrong, then stop reading. This is your last chance. However, if what you are telling me is true... we need to talk.
Your not a Cubs fan. You are a fan of another team. You think Cubs fans are poor. They have no jobs cause they take in afternoon baseball. You think people hang in the bleachers to get drunk and get phone numbers. You have been to Wrigley Field. You have done this. However, you are not a Cubs fan. First of all, to say The Cubs fan has no job and they are poor is inaccurate. Tickets cost a pretty penny and last time I checked, beer isn't free. Next, when is the last time you were at your ballpark, saw a good looking lady and didn't turn your head. I thought so. I am not going to lie, Chicks wearing Cubs appearel are hot. Most importantly, you have came to our park, got drunk, hit on women, did not care about the outcome, wore a Cubs shirt cause you wanted to fit in, threw up, and then went home. The problem with this is you are not a Cubs fan. You are a poser Cubs fan. You are the reason the Cubs fan get the reputation they have. You come to Wrigley because to you it is a party. For Cubs nation, YOU MAKE US LOOK BAD! Think about this next time you say, "Cubs fan goes to Wrigley Field for beer and broads," You go to Wrigley for beer and broads. We go to cheer on our home team!!!
Friday, June 29, 2007
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