Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Man Laws

We still need your help... That's right as of right now we have four man laws. Don't miss out on your chance to permanently make your mark on ESPN Sports Radio 1300. The top 10 man laws will eventually be posted on www.wlxg.com and talked about for years to come.

These laws could include things such as...
When recieving free beer, a man cannot complain about the brand of beer, BUT can complain about the temperature
When going to a chick flick with a significant other, a man CAN enjoy the movie, but never can speak of the enjoyment
If a buddy takes one for the team and is your wingman for the night, if he happens to take her unattractive friend home so that you can have a good night, you can never speak of this to anyone. Remember, he did YOU a favor...
Two men must never share an umbrella under any circumstances

Keep your Man Laws coming and keep tuning into the Sports Huddle...

2 comments:

J-Delicious said...

Don't show up at trackside at Keeneland at 1 p.m. on a Saturday of live racing and complain aloud about having nowhere to sit, especially after I've been there since 11:00 a.m. just to get a bench at the finish line.

Nor do you stand in line to make bets at Prarie Meadows and Hawthorne when the feature is getting ready to run at Keeneland. Outlandish.

John Edwards said...

Man Law...

Men never bring wine coolers over to another man's house unless they're for his significant other.